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Harlequin Presents Class Reunion

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With very little effort on my part (the best kind), I found several of my old Harlequin Present favorites from when I was young.  Wow, what a revelation to read them now.  I want to say that it’s a coincidence that the males are overbearing, arrogant, abusive, and violent, but that was de rigeur in 1970s romance.  So not so coincidental after all. 

The other element that ties these books to their times is that the men are wealthy owners of corporations.  The only variety that you see is with the female characters.  I hesitate to call them heroines because they are not heroic.  They are trying to not be bullied.  It’s easy to fight back when you are arguing with a hot guy.  Not so easy when hot guy starts kissing you.  How sad that the authors had so little sense of what makes a man.  The men are all little better than paper dolls, whereas the women undergo psychological overhauls of Shakespearean proportions.

 

Pagan Encounter
Charlotte Lamb
Pagan Encounter

Wilder Shore

Daphne Clair

A Wilder Shore

Portrait of Bethany (Castle, Bk 1) (Harlequin Presents, No 541)

Anne Weale

Portrait of Bethany

The Loving Trap (Harlequin Presents, No 506)

Daphne Clair

The Loving Trap


Rachel Lindsay
Forgotten Marriage

Mortimer, Carole - Lifelong Affair - Harlequin Presents - # 627

Carole Mortimer

Lifelong Affair

 

The Sea Master (Harlequin Presents, #512)
Sally Wentworth
The Sea Master

A Frozen Fire (Harlequin Presents, No 380)

Charlotte Lamb

A Frozen Fire

Charlotte Lamb
Sensation

Velvet Touch (Silhouette Desire, No 11)

Stephanie James

Velvet Touch

Make No Promises (Silhouette Desire, No 8)

Sherry Dee

Make No Promises

 

A Land Called Deseret (Harlequin Presents, No 326)

Janet Dailey

A Land Called Deseret

 

 

The one thing that ties the Presents together that I never could grasp is how the women could fall in love with men with whom they exchanged maybe a half dozen words and most of those barked by the men while the women were stunned into silence.  Even now, a couple of decades later, the logic of it still escapes me.  The guy is in absentia for a hundred pages but she falls in love with him.  He’s mean and judgmental, but he’s nice to his mom, so she falls in love with him.  How is that romantic???

And yet, these books are the ones I remembered 30-40 years later.  The “happiest” one has to be FROZEN FIRE.  A man and woman fall in love, but the woman’s married.  She sees how her husband is awful and the man she loves is wonderful.  It’s the most logical one of the bunch.  Everything in the plot makes sense and has a logical continuity.  A WILDER SHORE is #2 in the logical plot winners list.  It takes place over several years, but everything that happens is logical and even the problems make sense.

Sometimes it’s not the plot.  Sometimes I learn something.  I learned about Meissen porcelain from PAGAN ENCOUNTER.  When people were leaving Germany in 1939, they converted money to Meissen porcelain because it’s valuable and could easily be converted to cash outside the country. SENSATION would never have caught my interest if it had been set anywhere but Paris.  Seriously, that’s the only thing this story has going for it.  The story has a romantic plot – a man decides that he wants his wife to live with him after years of living apart.  But he was a bitch most of the time.  No innovation there.

THE SEA MASTER is older guy with older teen.  No big deal according to the writer’s logic.  Nowadays, it’s just icky.  The girl gets a hard lesson in growing up and not being so self-absorbed.  But not in a fun way.  There’s an unusual amount of housework.  The only reason I stuck with it is because it happens on a boat in the ocean.  It was super unusual for a commonwealth author to write anything about America.  A LAND CALLED DESERET is in the same vein as SEA MASTER – where the heroine learns to be a useful person instead of a pampered hothouse flower.  The hero is an inconceivable departure from the norm.  He’s a rancher, not wealthy, no luxury to speak of.  He’s more Elizabeth Lowell than Harlequin Presents.

I’ve mentioned before, I think, how Janet Dailey changed the playing field.  Most of the men in her Americana novels were not wealthy, but they were men of power or consequence.  She also introduced a more human, more gentle gentleman without the aristocratic arrogance that goes hand-in-hand with old money.  And let’s face it, you’re more likely to meet a Janet Dailey-type man than an Violet Winspear-type man or Carole Mortimer-type man.

It’s funny how I can get through the book in a few hours.  I spent way too much time as a teen reading these.  And now, it still takes me 3 or 4 hours to get through one.  I don’t rush. I like to enjoy certain scenes, the banter (such as it is).  For example, in A LAND CALLED DESERET, I like to read the references to the heroine’s “nice” cousin from A DANGEROUS MASQUERADE.  In fact, LaRaine Evans shows up an unprecedented 3! times in Dailey novels:  A DANGEROUS MASQUERADE, SONORA SUNDOWN, and DESERET.  Funny, though, when she showed up in SS, there was no indication that she would get her own novel.  Series were not the thing in the late 70s/early 80s.  And yet, again Dailey was at the forefront.  Her first Americana novel NO QUARTER ASKED had a sequel: FOR BITTER OR WORSE.  Then 1978’s THE MATCHMAKERS had a sequel – THAT CAROLINA SUMMER (1982).  Dailey was the queen!

No Quarter Asked (Harlequin Presents #124)         For Bitter or Worse (Harlequin Presents, No 267)

The Matchmakers (Harlequin Presents #264)       That Carolina Summer (Harlequin Presents, No 488)

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      sonora sundown  (Harlequin Presents # 239)     A Land Called Deseret (Harlequin Presents, No 326)

Other scenes I liked:

In LIFELONG AFFAIR, I love the hero! He’s awesome.  Thank you to Carole Mortimer for keeping his arrogance tangible but not overwhelming, so that when Glenna fell in love with him, it was logical.  Suspension of disbelief is all well and good, but jeezy kreezy, you know what I mean!  A really good scene was when he and Glenna were in the honeymoon suite and he felt sheepish at being caught out – you know – in the “honeymoon” suite. Wink, wink, nudge. nudge!

THE LOVING TRAP reminds me of early Elizabeth Lowell Silhouette Desire novels – the heroine was psychologically scarred from a prior event and the insensitive man tries to get her past it – with mixed results.  A good scene from that one was when the hero gives the heroine a “Mr. Darcy”-style shite marriage proposal.  After he gets through explaining all the ways that she annoys him and confuses him, he’s all “marry me.”  And she’s all “okay.”  It’s kind of WTF, but I had gotten to like him by that time.

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Romance Reading Timeline 1970s Pt. 2

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Small-Scale Historicals

Ian McCorquodale and Barbara Cartland

Barbara Cartland Bantam Books series

This series came after the Pyramid series below.  They are a scaled-down version of the more dramatic Pyramid books.  Cartland was still holding strong for the first twenty or so, but then she started relying heavily, then exclusively on stock characters (the Mr. Rochester-style hero), and phrases (the stuttering ingenue).  Then she switched to Camden publishers, and at that point, she was too tedious to bother with anymore.  She even had an extra series where she …well, I don’t know what she did, but she basically re-packaged romances written by other people, Elinor Glyn, for example.  Still not sure what that was about.  

I love the covers on these. They begged to be collected, what with the numbers and the artwork.  I think the same guy posed for most of these covers. A tall, black-haired, hawk-faced man.  Who is this guy???  He’s awesome!  And he always looked brooding.  The heroine always looked like she just discovered there’s no bathroom and she’s been holding it in for hours.

I read all of these and about a dozen more besides.  It seems like more than that because I read them more than once.

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My 1st B. Cartland. I still have it!  Magical! Still take this out to read sometimes.
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I still take this one out sometimes, too. A feel-good book.
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Great story and educational, too.  I think.
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Awful! Hokey logic. I think it contained some local pidgin.
The Little Adventure (The Bantam Barbara Cartland Library #3)
This was #3 of the series and BC was at her peak, I believe.
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Different!  The first romance I ever read that was from the man’s point of view.
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Not bad.   I remember liking it. I remember thinking that I didn’t know farmers in France also wore wooden shoes.
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Did not read it, but it was an awful tv movie with Linda Purl.

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Dull yet enjoyable. Formula writing with lots of stock phrases.

Passions in the Sand (Barbara Cartland #41)

This one was kind of hot. Shocking!

Love in the Dark

She started out as Rubenesque, but then slimmed down by the time he got his sight back.

Man and Maid (Library of Love, Bk 10)

BC did not write this but she re-packaged it.

 

Barbara Cartland Pyramid Books Series

Several of these were in my mom’s closet.  After I read DESIRE OF THE HEART, I went through that closet obsessively and found a handful more.  They kept me busy for many a weekend for a couple of years – because I read them over and over and over.  I was coming into my hormones at the time. LOL Princess

These came before the Bantam series.  They are more fully developed as novels. Cartland was in her prime with this series.  There was some repetition, but she used several time frames in this series, ranging from Elizabethan to the 1930s.  If you can get hold of these, they are very good!  You can even pick up a bit of French in many of them.

Desire of the Heart

The 2nd BC I read after THE CRUEL COUNT. I was well and truly hooked! This is one of the best of this line.

Love in Hiding

The Wings of Love (Pyramid #25)

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The Coin of Love

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This one was made into a tv movie with Hugh Grant, Emma Samms and Lysette Anthony.
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    • The Secret Heart (Cupid Rides Pillion) (The Lady and The Highwayman)

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Reading these was like eating potato chips.  I could read 3 in a weekend. 4 if I stayed up late enough.  You have to understand: there were only four channels on tv. ABC, CBS, NBC, KLRN. Maybe one or two Mexican channels. And if you were lucky, HBO.  Weekends were cartoons, American Bandstand, then sports until prime time.  So not a whole lot going on during the day.  Hence reading.  In a chaotic, crowded house, reading meant peace.  Reading meant solitude.  Reading and being in the bathroom were the only two ways to be left alone.

The Pyramid series were broad-spectrum adventures without being vulgar.  That’s probably why some of those were developed into movies.  Only one Bantam book was made into a movie and it sucked.  Plus, I loved reading about “somewhere else”.  Castles, mountains, oceans, Monsieur Worth!  The clothes!!!  It wasn’t a Cartland romance without a visit to the most famous dressmaker to the ton, Monsieur Worth! That’s where she would get super descriptive and it was all like a dream!  Seamstresses fluttering about you like butterflies while Worth himself directed your transformation.  I WANT THAT!  LOL! Flirt female 

The Bantam series were sweet and intimate.  There was a lot of conversation in them. Real conversations.  In one of my favorites, THE LITTLE ADVENTURE, the heroine shocks the hero by her knowledge of philosophers and how much she’s read. They actually discuss it. Wow!  Also, the bad guys were never super bad.  They were just sexist assholes.  That’s another thing – Cartland often wrote heroines as seekers of independence – daring, stubborn; remarkably clever and well-read.  Well done Dame Barbara!  Unfortunately, it was always seen as unusual and even anarchic. 

In both series, you could pick up some of the European languages that Cartland peppered her prose with.  Growing up in a bilingual household, I picked up words like monsieur, signore, vicomte, signorina, ton, demimonde, demimondaine, citron presse, cher amie, mademoiselle…well, you get the idea. Princess  I loved all that! (If my spelling is off, please forgive.)  How hilarious is that!  I didn’t know French, per se, but I knew, like, five words for “whore” in two languages!  LOL!  It made for weird conversations at school when I tried to use them, though.  My friends were not reading these books, so I sounded kind of weird compared to the typical pimply patois of adolescence.

Cartland was nothing if not consistent in her character development.  The blueprint for girls was skinny, pale, huge eyes, birdlike physique. And skinny. Real skinny. And really BIG eyes.  Just look at the covers, especially the Bantam series.  The men: tall, broad, dark hair, dark skin (hardly any fair-haired men or ginger), hawk nose or straight Roman nose.  Hawt!!  Sorry…  She’s an innocent, ignorant virgin; he’s a bastard who frequents brothels.  She softens him up, but he doesn’t show it in front of her until one of them is near death.  We’re talking about a couple hundred books made with this erector set.  Don’t be impressed by her Guinness Book of World Records record (top-selling author in 1983 according to Wikipedia).  Most of the books were half-ass regurgitations of stock gimmicks.

When I was 13, I took them WAY too seriously! LOL. Now, I read them as sweet antique pieces of a world of manners we’ll never see ever again.


This video from Little Britain has Matt Lucas as a Barbara Cartland-type author – Dame Sally Markham.

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Dara Joy/MoD: Knight of A Trillion Stars

MAJOR SPOILERS~~~ ADULT (21+) CONTENT

Knight of a Trillion Stars (Matrix of Destiny)Readers tend to mark time by the books they read.  They divide their lives into “the year I explored science fiction” or “The year I discovered Cormac McCarthy”, or even “the month I spent vainly trying to get through one Proust”.  And like that.  For me, the 1990s were when I discovered sci-fi romance, and these publishers – LoveSpell/Leisure, Pinnacle, and St. Martin’s – put out some of the definitive books of their subgenre.  Put out!  Oooh, naughty!  Nyah-Nyah 

Now that I have time to re-re-re-read Dara Joy’s trilogy, I’m wondering if this trend was the harbinger of many of the books put…er…published by Ellora’s Cave and St. Martin’s.  Joy’s weren’t the only sci-fi romance books.  Johanna Lindsey wrote one or two sci-fi softcore stories, and Kathleen A. Morgan (not to be confused with the writer of Christian romances – please!) wrote really sexxie stories.  Linsey’s were straight futuristic whereas Morgan’s included shape-shifters and half-and-halfs.  This one, Heart’s Lair, was one of the Product Detailsbest of its kind along with the MoD series.  That’s Fabioon the cover, by the way.  This book was way HAWT!  It’s out of print, but you can probably pick one up for a song from a used book seller on www.amazon.com or www.ebay.com.  You probably won’t find KoATS or Heart’s in a used bookstore, but you will find a ton of Joy’s non-MoD books like Ritual of Proof, High Energy, and High Intensity.  I’m not going to hyperlink them because they massively suck!  And blow!  It’s a shame because HI and HI have likable characters.  Seriously, don’t both with RoP.  It’s a RoP-OFF.  On second thought…

I started thinking about Mills and Gregor and I could not deny any reader access to that fabulous “almost couple”.

So to sum up, it’s an avenue worth exploring because I believe they lead us to where are are – today with Lora Leigh’s Breed stories, Sherrilyn Kenyon’s Weres and the hardcore love scenes that have become de rigeur for at least one brand by every romance publisher – for example, Harlequin  Blaze.

Getting back to KoATS, the cover models are gorgeous.  If you have ever seen the 2003 WB “Tarzan” with Travis Fimmel and Sarah Wayne Callies, the cover models remind me so much of them!  It’s weird.

Here’s a video from “Tarzan” since Lorgin and Deana spent a lot of time in baths.

Divine, innit!  It was surreal to see them and then pick up the book and see models who could pass for them.

My fav part of the novel was when they were at Traed’s house.  Traed is a cousin to Lorgin and strongly resembles Gregor  from HE and HI.  I’ve been using Paul Telfer to picture Traed.  Another thing that’s so cool is that Lorgin lives in a tree house – well, a tree MANSION!  I totally want one! 

The novel is a bit long-winded, but since everything is new, I can forgive and be patient. One thing that should have been planned out better was Joy’s rationalization of everything the characters do.  After every quirk, she inserts a few lines of exposition explaining why they do that voodoo that they do so wellThe pattern gets annoying after a while.  Lorgin does something interesting.  “Oh, well, Lorgin does this and that because his Charl whatever never…always…prefers to…It is their way to…”   See? Annoying. I think the reason it annoys me NOW is because I’ve read the book so many times.  I already “know” him. 

Lorgin is also completely UN-PC!  I’m not even exaggerating.  He’s all “why doesn’t she understand? Why doesn’t she just do what  I say?”  EX-Squeeze ME?  Dude, you NEVER explained anything to her.  You never ask questions. You demand she do something, then when she argues with you, you demand to know why she argues with you? Try asking some questions sometimes.  Jeezie Kreezie!  Confused smile

Deana is cool.  She’s from Boston.  She’s a sci-fi fan.  She’s a working girl – not a career woman, though.  She has a great sense of humor – wisecracky, schticky.  However…having one and showing one are two different things. Several of her remarks which are meant to be schticky or even snide, fall short of real humor.  They – as I have stated about other characters in the same situation – approximate urban humor.  So you get the sense that she’s a wiseacre, but her comebacks don’t kill.  Oddly, you see it done more successfully in the second book, Rejar.  The hammock scene – LOL!

The love scenes? Lovely. They range from warm to HAWT!!  And really human – that is, just ‘cuz you’re having “hot pig sex” doesn’t mean you have to describe it that way. 

To sum up, you TOTALLY should read this book.  It’s available on Kindle© even.  Read the books in order: KoATS, Rejar, MTT. 

Dara Joy/Matrix of Destiny: Mine To Take

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Back in the 90s, this was the first Dara Joy book I read.  It was enchanting, exciting, erotic.  It was FUN, truly fun!  It sounded like Joy had a great time writing it.  It made everything I read before seem so dreary.  It’s an amalgam of several types of imaginative elements: medieval, journey, science fiction, magic, and erotica. 

I’ve seen some reviews on www.amazon.com that are negative.  That’s cool.  Juggling so many plates in one story is a lot to deal with for some readers.  I will not condemn.  I’ve been complaining so much this last year about trends that are ruining my reading that I realized I’m overdue for writing about something that sat well with me. 

You HAVE to read this book in which so many things are done well.  I would imagine it’s tough to make a journey by foot through several planes of existence.  The journey of Taj Gian and Jenise goes at a decent pace with plenty of quirks along the way.  What I don’t understand is how they had no form of conveyance.  A little old lady at the beginning of the story had a cart drawn by some animal.  It makes sense that they had to hightail it out of Ganakari, but once they left that planet, they could have got hold of something.

The valdt scene was way clever!  And the relaxed moments – like in the cave –  reminded me of what’s missing from my current crop of reading. Affection and not being pissed off all the time.  Sigh… So any-ol’hoo, another thing was was super good was the languages.  Creating a sci-fi language is WORK!  Taj Gian’s language is pleasantly logical.  And you know how in my other posts about romance novels I complain about editing?  Well, this book only had about three mistakes.  In this book by Jan Springer, I counted three in one paragraph!  Don’t even get me started on how people don’t know how to use adverbs anymore!  Oh!  The big NO-NO-NO mistake – using an exclamation point and a question mark TOGETHER! Oh, C’Mon People!  Seriously?

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Here’s some vocab from the book:

  • zorph – a slow-moving animal
  • wee-chukchuks – tube-shaped animals with fluffy heads, lolling tongues, wide paws and wagging double tails
  • pani – bread-like comestible
  • systale – interplanetary Gatorade-like drink
  • M’yan – home of the feline people

Cool, eh?

If you can, get the book with the original cover – a David Lee Roth-lookalike with his hands in metal cuffs above his head.  Actually, I think the model is Fabio but his facial features are adjusted to not look like him.  The 90s were the Fabio era in romance novel covers.  He’s a nice guy.  Just don’t expect him to be Alexander Pope or Kurt Vonnegut and you’ll get along fine.

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Not only is the original cover a very, very top cover, but it’s a step-back! Wow! Do you know how rare those are becoming?  Even more rare than covers with people on them. For reals. 

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and a BLURB. Open-mouthed smile  A proper blurb!  How deliciously old-school.

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I’m thinking of buying a new copy of MTT just so I can preserve my first edition copy.  It’s yellowing and the spine is all lined from being opened.  The edges are a tad frayed.  It’s held up well in these last ten or so years.

This book was a revelation to me when I read it.  It was different.  It introduced me to sci-fi romantica before that sub-category had even been coined.  There had been romance, sci-fi, and erotica; two of those may have even been combined, we weren’t calling them that back then.  Back then, they were simply daring and unique.  (Back then being the 90s).  So Joy really hit on a formula that I think may have inspired Ellora’s Cave to come into being.  If you’ve ever read the Trek Mi Q’an series, you can see how much is owed to (or should be owed to) Joy – OMG I made a funny! “owed to Joy”! Roll over,  BeethovenThumbs upRolling on the floor laughing.  LOL. Somebody stop me!

MTT is actually the third of the original set of Matrix of Destiny books.  The first one was Knight of A Trillion Stars, followed by Rejar.  All three are wonderful.  KoATS was special because it was the first and everything was fresh and unique.  R. was probably the best-written, the best thought-out; the most fully realized one.  MTT, if you have not read the others sounds like a halfway point.  It may have even been an afterthought.  I don’t know.  But it sure doesn’t sound like the end.  From what I’ve read about Joy over the years, it wasn’t meant to end there.  There’s a whole yarn ball of loose threads. 

She has written a couple more stories set in the MoD world, but they are awful.  Truly awful.  She wrote  some other stories that were even worse than awful, the best of them is High Energy.  It’s weak, but it’s not abysmal like the others.  Or is it…

I think MTT is good enough to be read on its own, but the characters are so lovable that you will want to read the other two.  For sure, you have to have all three.

 

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Done to Death: Rice’s Wildfire All Fizzle-No Sizzle

Hotter Than Wildfire: A Protectors Novel: Delta Force (Protectors: Delta Force)zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…  

So sad.  So much potential.  I was looking forward to this story so much.  And it was a yawnfest!   Harry Bolt is way hot. Eve is gorgeous, but looks too much like “Tehya Talamosi” of Lora Leigh’s LIVE WIRE. But this book is so dull, so unoriginal, so uninspired that I sent it back to Amazon when I finished it. And Eve was way WAY too impressed with Nicole’s looks.

All Rice’s novels are sounding the same. She’s running her formula into the ground. Reminds me of Dara Joy and the other very good writer who’s books are sounding tired and stale. ”

The nicest thing I can say about this book is that Harry is amazing-looking and there were not the grammatical and spelling errors you find by the dozen in Leigh’s current crop.

Speaking of…I’ve just seen on Amazon that they re-released the original Matrix of Destiny novels on May 25 of last year – with bargain-basement non-art, model-less covers.  Sheesh!  This is one of the best romance series ever!  However, the words “pan” and “flash” leap rather prominently to mind.

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Sam and Diane Go Commando: Live Wire by Lora Leigh

BOOKS BOUGHT

  1. Russian Made Simple (eBay search) (amazon search)
  2. German Made Simple  (eBay search) (amazon search)
  3. Primal
  4. Live Wire
  5. 442 200th issue
  6. CHAMPION #45
  7. You’re A Horrible Person, But I Like You: The BELIEVER Book of Advice

BOOKS READ

  1. Russian Made Simple
  2. German Made Simple
  3. Live Wire
  4. 442
  5. CHAMPION

THIS POST CONTAINS SPOILERS ABOUT LIVE WIRE.

This post is specifically about Live Wire.  It has a lot of features that you expect from Leigh’s books of late: characters you feel like you know personally and care about; lots of loose ends from former missions, testosterone overload, shouting, souls being destroyed by realizing that love is a good thing therefore you must never admit to someone that you love them because it’s more important to save your soul by upholding old hurts and denying love…and, in this particular book, …well…let’s just say, if I had a red pen, I would have worn it out marking the mistakes.  Seriously. It’s effing BAD.

I love Jordan enough to put up with grammatical mistakes my eighth graders could have caught.  I blame St. Martins.  They have a lot to answer for.  Just shoddy, shoddy shoddy editing. Live Wire (Elite Ops)

The cover, on the other hand, is sizzling.  Jordan’s temper is sizzling.  The love scenes with him and Tehya – kinda depressing at the outset. She’s miserable.  He’s in a strop until about page 165.  For all that he’s been in all the books from the get-go, he’s very one-dimensional in his own book.  Because he’s in a strop FOR 165 PAGES!  Oh My God, dude, take a Midol or something!  And strop sex.  Lots of strop sex.    They are like  Sam and Diane from CHEERS.  They can’t be together; they can’t be apart. 

At the beginning of Chapter 7, there’s a sweet scene of them spooning and you realize you can breathe normally again after the adrenaline rush of the first six chapters where Jordan is yelling and using the f-bomb about 4000 times.  But I’m almost to the end of the book and we haven’t learned all that much about Jordan or Tehya – mostly the same stuff from the other books and a couple of scraps of information here and there like Jordan’s family (who apparently is wealthy from the mother’s side)  and Tehya’s being an old-money heiress.  A lot of exposition with very little logic behind it.

And another thing – every sentence with f*&^ or *&^ing or f&^%ed is grammatically correct.  Jordan uses the word so much it actually makes him sound kind of dumb.

The romance never really gets romantic, but there is a lot of fun stuff in the story – not only do Wild Card, Heatseeker, Maverick, Renegade, and Black Jack come in to help Tehya, but Elite Ops 1 gets called in, too! Clint and Morganna, Kell and Emily. EPIC!! That half of the story is the best! At that point, Jordan is more cool and collected because he and Tehya are a couple,  and they’re hot-bunking.  Blimey, that man is a satyr.  The second half of the book is better than the first half.  But there’s so many characters that have to be seen to that J&T don’t get a lot of time alone and when they do, their conversation is like listening to a broken record.  They keep having the same argument with neither making any headway even though it’s so obvious Jordan is wrong. 

Poor Tehya. When it comes to running and hiding, she’s a pro.  But when it comes to being in love with Jordan – she fell in love with him the first time they met (Killer Secrets).  He wanted to get with her when they met the first time.  The problem is, the first time they met, she was on the run, exhausted, malnourished.  See – I can’t just go with the flow here. I remember clearly the circumstances of their first meeting and I just don’t see where they had room to think of sex at that time.  I could understand where she was impressed by his manliness and commanding presence and his gorgeousness.  And he could have been impressed that a civilian managed to evade capture for so many years and her gorgeousness.  However, the story becomes gratuitously crude in describing their first meeting – which wasn’t really a description at all, just snippets of memories to keep the series connected.

So after all the kvetching, what do I like about this novel? I like Jordan and Tehya. They have great back stories.  I love all the other SEALs and operatives coming in to help her.  I love reading about their mission preps.  I love the series. It’s a top series.  I love how there’s always a fancy-dress party involved.  Jane Austen meets Delta Force.  Jordan’s a lot hotter when he calms the hell down.  The women are kind of like the women you would find working with Simon Quatres in Leigh’s Breeds stories.  Except that they are heiresses to centuries-old fortunes. That’s something you don’t expect to see.  Wonderful characters in a flawed package.

All in all, get the book, enjoy the adventure, be happy that Jordan and Tehya make their  peace with each other (eventually). And!  Demand that editing become a priority.  Because $7.99 for a book full of elementary school grammar mistakes? That’s bullshit.  St. Martin’s, Berkeley, Ellora’s Cave.  Get your acts together and fix this. You should feel embarrassed at what you’ve wrought.

Wild Card (Elite Ops, Book 1)

Read about Nathan Malone, Jordan’s nephew, and the beginning of Elite Ops.  I think it’s the best-written story of the series.

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Lora Leigh’s Elite Ops–The Final Mission

SPOILERS GALORE~~~~~~~~

I’m crying. Crying like a baby.  Crying like a baby that’s missing it’s mashed bananas.  Why? Some of the most interesting men in romance writing are being put to bed.  Not by me, unfortunately.  Sigh…Reno, his bro-in-law Clint, Kell the Cajun ‘gator, Ian (my fav!!!), Nathan/Noah, Macey the electronics whiz, Micah/Maverick, Travis/Black Jack, Nik Steele/Renegade, John/Heatseeker – done and dusted.  

I remember how excited I was when the series morphed into Elite Ops from Tempting SEALs.  And now, the final mission is Jordan Malone’s, Nathan/Noah’s uncle.  He’s about a thousand years old and his possible love interest is Teyha Talamosi who is about nine.  Hyperbole? Probably.  But not by much.  He’s easily twenty years older than she is.  Still, she’s lead a hard life and is more than equal to the task of putting up with Jordan.  And as per usual, he’s got a chest like an aircraft carrier no doubt, while she’s a body double for Tinkerbell.  Ugh.  The cover to his book is well-hot, though.  I will have to re-read the last two books because I got the impression that Teyha is not the only candidate for the heart of Jordan Malone.  Again, very vague.  Don’t quote me on that.

So here’s a chart with some vital stats.  Click on the title to go to the sale page at www.amazon.com.

Agent

Nationality

Heroine

Background

TS

Reno Chavez American (Hispanic) Raven McIntyre Clint McIntyre’s sister HONK IF YOU LOVE REAL MEN: Reno’s Chance
Clint McIntyre American Morganna Chavez Reno Chavez’s sister DANGEROUS GAMES
Kell Kreiger AM: Louisiana Cajun Emily Paige Stanton Senator Stanton’s daughter HIDDEN AGENDAS
Ian Richards American/Colombian Kira Porter DHS Contract Agent KILLER SECRETS
Macey March American Emerson Delaney goddaughter of Admiral Holloran RESCUE ME: Atlanta Heat

EO

Nathan Malone/Noah Blake American/Irish Sabella Malone wife/widow of Nathan WILD CARD
Micah Sloane Israeli Risa Clay daughter of Jansen Clay from HA MAVERICK
John Vincent Australian Bailey Serborne former CIA HEATSEEKER
Travis Caine English “Lilly Belle” Elite Ops BLACK JACK
Nikolai Steele Russian Mikayla Martin witness to organized crime RENEGADE

Fringe Stories

Joe Merino American Maggie Samuels Joe appears in DANGEROUS GAMES REAL MEN DO IT BETTER: For Maggie’s Sake
Rick Grayson American Hannah Brookes sheriff in WILD CARD MEN OF DANGER: Hannah’s Luck

 

I don’t know if it was done on purpose, but it’s interesting how in the stories, a lot of the main action goes down at parties or clubs – mostly parties.  Probably the most unrealistic, but very cool thing is that these agents come from backgrounds you don’t usually find in the military – old money.  Those people don’t join the military. They sure as hell don’t become Special Forces.  Everyone knows it’s the working classes that populate the military.  So it’s a unique angle that Kell, Kira, Lilly Belle, Bailey, and Travis are from the privileged classes. Hence all the parties. 

Even though the stories in Elite Ops were repetitious to a ridiculous degree…

even though Ian’s eyes were hazel in HIDDEN AGENDAS and tobacco brown in KILLER SECRETS…

even though, there was less and less romance with every succeeding story…

even though particular endearments targeted at particular body parts were overused with alarming unoriginality…

the stories were truly exciting, adventure-filled, fun, and full of characters you can’t help but love!  As stories go, this series is a good investment if you like strong characters, especially strong female characters.  Women like Kira and Sabella are kind of inspiring.  They are good examples of the “think like a man/act like a woman” philosophy. 

And check out the fringe stories, too. Rick Grayson and Joe Merino are the same mold, but Rick is small-town and Joe is big-city. 

I wonder what’s next for Lora Leigh’s non-breed stories!  She should be commended for giving so much to her fans.  We bombarded her with demands for the Elite Ops to continue and she delivered big time.  Lora Leigh ROKZZZZ!

 

Live Wire

INTO THE CROSSFIRE — Lisa Marie Rice

Into the Crossfire: A Protectors Novel: Navy Seal

Eh. It’s a good little action story.  Rice’s storytelling skills seem to be going backwards. Not from good to bad, but rather from professional to diletante. MIDNIGHT MAN and MIDNIGHT ANGEL sounded more professional — like an experienced writer had written them.  DANGEROUS SECRETS sounds like she went to a workshop and is experimenting with some tricks of the trade.  Or…or…could it be that she’s just getting bad editing advice?  There’s fewer scenes, but more detail per scene.  That’s not a bad thing. I don’t have a problem with that, but overall, it just sounds more amateurish than her MIDNIGHT series. 

I’m reading it for the third time because I like military or paramilitary adventure stories.  I hope the rest of the series improves from this one. I’d like to see the mature quality of the MIDNIGHT books combined with the fast-paced action from this one. 

Another observation: this plot is a hack piece.  It’s a quilt made up of granny squares from all her other stories.  It’s mostly like DANGEROUS LOVER and MIDNIGHT MAN.  Annoyingly like those two.  Is Rice using authoring software?  There’s nothing original in this story. Nothing.

In the end, how much do you like this novel? And how many lame practices are you willing to put up with because you really like the characters.  I really like Rice’s “beauty and the ex-soldier beast” themes. Especially because she is very good with description.  Your best bet is to buy the book at a jumble sale or used-book shop.  That way, you won’t feel guilty when you don’t want to keep it.

I wonder who the next book is going to be about? Mike or Harry? Or someone new?_____________________________________________________ 

Midnight Angel (Midnight Series, Book 3)     Midnight Run (Midnight Series, Book 2)     Midnight Man (Midnight Series, Book 1)

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