John Stuart Mill of his own free will, on half a pint of shanty was particularly ill
Plato, they say, could stick it away; half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle, Aristotle, was a bugger for the bottle
And Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart. "I drink, therefore I am."
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed…
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he’s pissed!