THE PHILOSOPHER’S SONG, VERSE 1

 

"The Bruces Song "

Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable.

Heideggar, Heideggar was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table.

David Hume could out-consume Schoppenhauer and Hegel.

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.

There’s nothing Nietzsche couldn’t teach ‘ya ’bout the raising o’the wrist.

Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.

 

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One response to this post.

  1. Posted by Steve on March 3, 2008 at 5:56 PM

    He he.  Just as sloshed as Schlegel.  Try saying that three times fast.  Ironically enough, it\’s easier after you\’ve had three swifties down the pub.

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